“Does everyone have more money than us???”
Investigation openerThe things everyone is talking about — but nobody is actually explaining.
She talks like the smartest person in the group chat after she opened twelve tabs.
“Does everyone have more money than us???”
Investigation opener“This sounded fake, so naturally we investigated.”
Investigation opener“We came for the gossip. We stayed for the spreadsheet.”
Receipts“The receipts are unfortunately receipt-ing.”
Receipts“The answer is yes. The explanation is messier.”
Verdict“Confirmed: expensive. Questionable: worth it.”
Verdict“Still nosy?”
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